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笑得肚子痛
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A
TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST
ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
以下是《華盛頓郵報》舉行的一個比賽﹐要求參賽者寫兩行詩句﹐第一行要極度浪漫﹐第二行大煞風景
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
我的心肝﹐我的愛﹐我美麗的妻子﹕
跟你結了婚﹐我的生活就一團亂
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
我夢見你的面容
所以總是尖叫著惊醒
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
忠誠﹑熱情﹑善良﹑智慧
這些你都不具備
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
愛或許美麗﹐愛或許是天降之喜
但我是喝昏了頭﹐才會跟你睡在一起
I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
我以為今生非你莫屬
──直到遇見你兄弟
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
玫瑰是紅色的﹐紫羅蘭是籃色的﹐糖是甜的﹐你也一樣
但玫瑰正在枯萎﹐紫羅蘭已經凋零﹐糖碗空空如也﹐你的腦袋也一樣
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
我想感受你甜蜜的擁抱
但別把那個袋子從你臉上拿掉
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
我愛你的微笑﹑你的面容﹑你的眼睛
靠﹐我撒謊還真行﹗
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
親愛的﹐你讓我無法呼吸
你踩到了什么﹐一股怪味﹖
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
我對你的感覺無法言喻
或許除了這句﹕去下地獄
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
這首情詩的靈感何來﹖
兩份伏特加﹐一份酸橙汁
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